One hell of a Butler

Section that explains various questions and answers regarding this blog.

Little facts:

~ This Sebastian speaks in rather formal language, ie no contractions. Thus with this pointed out, questions that are asked with slang and sexual references tend to be morphed into their literal meanings, or replied with oblivious answers that are absent of perverseness.
~This blog is run by an imperfect human being that typos everything she thinks sounds the same. You would be surprised what I end up writing instead.
~It would be appreciated if people would read through the whole blog before asking, but I am aware that there is indeed a lot of pages. This is just so that repeats do not happen, and thus increasing the likelihood of your question being answered. 
~Please be nice to the artist ;v;a  
~I have not seen the anime. I know enough to understand some things that happen, and the characters involved in both series. I only read the manga. I have also not seen the musical.
~Please refrain from taking things too seriously! I tend to be really sarcastic sometimes. I also dislike it when people cannot take a joke. This fandom already has enough opposing opinions… I just want everyone to have fun! 

1. Why have you not answered my question?

I receive a couple of questions a day and I am a busy university student as well as the fact I have a short attention span *cough*. I have currently over 500 questions and this will fluctuate every so often when I receive new questions and delete old ones. Please be patient.

The other reason could be that I have already answered a similar question before or your question was very well… cliche and or hard to answer. In this case, I am sorry.

2. How do you choose what is answered?

I do not go in order from the bottom of the list to the top or vice versa when it comes to answering. I choose questions based on how unique it is, or if I can think of something funny to answer with. I try to keep everyone entertained as much as possible, and generally I am not really a cool funny human being, so bear with me.

3. Why aren’t you updating?

I probably have schoolwork to do. Or I cannot find the inspiration to answer anything.

4. What’s your relationship with Mukuro and Xanxus (KHR)?

I am friends with the people over at the KHR fandom. Mukuro happens to be a common character Sebastian interacts with generally because of how similar they were… then it morphed into a lot of pointless crack. 

I am the owner of AskXanxus as well. So… yes I am talking to myself. *shotdown*

4. Can I hug Sebby? Can I kiss me? Can I marry him? Can I love him?

Go ahead. Do not expect me to answer them most likely. Unless I suddenly think of something in which I would combine the mass of those kind of questions together into one and dump them on you.

5. Cats. Cats. You love cats. Love love love love cats. Cats or Ciel. Cats this. Cats that. HEY SEBASTIAN I’LL GIVE YOU A CAT IF-

No. Not even for a million feline friends. I get the point. Sebastian loves cats. I think I have over enough of those kind of questions. If you ask about cats, please be more creative.

6. Who owns this page?

… BloodRedBites. A blog filled with a lot of random crap and I do not understand why people follow it. The place where I post my art…

7. Do you love your Bocchan Sebastian? What about Grell? And Claude? How about Hannah? PLUTO? THE NUN AND BEAST?

This blog is kept very canon most of the time and this artist does not have any Kuroshitsuji OTPs. Pairings are usually only used for crack. I may include some little references here and there that could be interpreted in whatever fangirl way you like.

8. Tiem wake up do you Sebas-kun? Do you liking girls? What doing you everyday?

Example questions signify the need for spell check. Please remember to read over your questions before submitting. Some mistake are enjoyable to read, but others I just have to facepalm. 

9. Hey Sebastian were you born a human? What’s your real name? How old are you?

I do not know how to answer these kind of questions as this would mean making up things as they were not revealed in the manga etc. Please try not to ask anything that well… no one knows at all.