One day ceiling. One day I will have your soul.
meekcheeks asked: What's the weirdest thing you have ever had a dream about?
That I actually had a pair of good pants.
Young Master only left me a birthday suit. And a cat. I have been stealing the Trancy’s washing for awhile though.
Anonymous asked: Sebastian! Mr Tiddles is pregnant with your child! Apparently, it's a female! Aren't you gonna take responsibility? What will Young Master think of you now?!
Sometimes when you get desperate, you have to take certain measures to get government funding.
What about some Moo Moo? Fresh stuff.
The turns out during my regrettable absence from my blog duties, my master had disowned me. Living on the London streets is hard, but Mr Tiddles has been nice to accompany me during my rehabilitation.



